What happens when I write reports after a chaotic year 6 class whilst suffering from PMS:
___________ is not working to his full potential. He would benefit from additional study hours and frequent slaps upside the head. As I am fully dedicated to ______________’s continued improvement in English I would be happy to assist in this matter.
____________ clearly has a wide range of vocabulary. He should remember to refrain from using profanities in class. It’s fucking disrespectful and I will not tolerate such behaviour from this little shit next semester.
________ needs to put more effort into her classwork and learn to use class time constructively. She is falling behind the other students and is at risk of being labelled a ‘dumbass’.
You obviously spend a lot of time sharing your knowledge with _____________ and it shows. I have never met such a misogynistic, homophobic and racist twelve year old.
Your child has made a positive contribution to the classroom atmosphere this semester. If he continues to miss three out of four classes each week the other students will improve rapidly.