feeble-minded fey.

What happens when I write reports after a chaotic year 6 class whilst suffering from PMS:

___________ is not working to his full potential. He would benefit from additional study hours and frequent slaps upside the head.  As I am fully dedicated to ______________’s continued improvement in English I would be happy to assist in this matter.

____________ clearly has a wide range of vocabulary. He should remember to refrain from using profanities in class. It’s fucking disrespectful and I will not tolerate such behaviour from this little shit next semester.

________  needs to put more effort into her classwork and learn to use class time constructively. She is falling behind the other students and is at risk of being labelled a ‘dumbass’.

You obviously spend a lot of time sharing your knowledge with _____________ and it shows.  I have never met such a misogynistic, homophobic and racist twelve year old.

Your child has made a positive contribution to the classroom atmosphere this semester. If he continues to miss three out of four classes each week the other students will improve rapidly.

‎1950's lyrics:
Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
1960's lyrics:
When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
1970's lyrics:
I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
2012 lyrics:
Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.